Im Back in This Nasty Thang

I am back bitches.... and if i must say there is no place like home. Imma give yall the random shit that yall been missing out on

• I am now cancer free
• I start radiation in a week
• I gained the 15 pounds i lost back
• Makenzies dad is headed to prison again
• I make the best shrimp fried rice
• Michigan got 18 inches of that white shit
• my uncle died while i was having surgery
• my mother is legally blind and wont have surgery

but everything else is good i promise. I went to Detroit this past weekend and i must say i am amazed by them damn strippers. No I'm not gay but i do think them is some strong ass bitches. We didn't go to a strip club but they did have a pole in there. it was a bar called Kingdom. So if you are ever in the neighborhood do stop by.

I want a a boyfriend i think. Someone told me i set my standards to high.... why the fuck should "I" lower them? you aint gotta be the bomb.com but i aint about to settle for less. I just wanna be happy, spoiled, fucked to death, cuddled with, joked with, you know..... all of that good shit. is that too much to ask for? im just saying.