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Saturday, October 23, 2010

These are my confessions

Confessions
  • I had a crush on my uncles friend who is like 20 years older than me..... that man is so damn handsome.
  • If i didn't have a kid i would have been fought a few people. 
  • I give myself the best orgasms.... hands down. but there is still no man that has ever made me feel the way shamarri has.
  • I lost my virginity at 16.
  • My sisters and brothers are my babies.... i have to protect them like i birthed them.
  • I have rechargeable batteries for my toys... don't get to judging a bitch and shit.
  • Sometimes i wish i was a hit man. lol--i have a bunch of people on my list.
  • I am known as "the life of the party" what can i say, I like to have a good time
  • squirting is easier than i thought i was... i don't do it cause sometime i don't want to change the sheets.....its too much shit on my bed.
  • I do not listen to voicemails until they are too full
  • After i lose the goal weight I'm getting my nipples pierced.
  • Every parent has a favorite child....I'm one of them. ( well the only one that's sane)
  • I am A Detroit Native.... that is indeed the concrete jungle. when i tell people where im from they dont believe me. I have fighting in my blood i just take my medicine.